My human dad must love me as I drowned him in wee when I was first handed to him on the driveway.
My English isn’t that good yet – but I have realised that the brass tag thing on my collar has my address on and my human’s phone numbers – must mean they want me (especially dad as I watered him!)
I like the food they give me – I know I get nice food regularly. The other dog living with me eats her food a bit slower than I do, but I know I won’t go hungry and am starting to not steal hers.
I can’t control my legs that well – going up and down those things called “stairs” was a bit awkward initially. My humans found this very funny! I’m getting better now. I blame my legs for being too long for my body. Whom or what is “Bambi?”
There seems to be another pooch exactly like me that lives in the patio doors. Only comes out at night time when humans have the light on. I barked a lot when I first saw it, but now I know it’s just me (plus my humans helped me calm down).
The world is just huge! I now venture into the back garden by myself (sometimes with my other doggie companion) – I feel safe – sometimes I run back into the house when I hear a strange new noise outside. I soon realise it has gone away and I come back out into the garden.
I sleep a lot – especially in my dads’ home office. Sometimes I sleep on his feet and he likes that as they stay warm.
I keep hearing my humans mention “walks”. The other dog living here goes out with my dad and wears a funny harness thing. My dad has bought me a harness thing – I wore it around the house the other day and its really comfortable. Plenty of growing room I heard so that must mean I get more food! I wonder if that means I will get to go for “walks” at some point? (If it keeps raining though I am happy staying in and weeing on the floor nappies )
Maybe when my dad isn’t looking I will bash a few keys on his computer thing and see if I can get a picture out of me wearing it…..it’s colourful!
Too tired to chatter away anymore now – and my dads’ feet are getting cold!
Woof woof!
Marcus and dad 